This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Rhodes chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
Name: Benton Parker
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Hometown: Madison, MS
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Year: Sophomore
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Campus Involvement: Woolsocks and PikeÂ
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Relationship Status: Single
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1) Do you possess any hidden talents?
I can play a mean jazz flute. Also novice dolphin trainer
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2.) What would your death row meal be?
Chicken Parm from the Rat
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3.) Why would you be on death row?
With my luck I’d be framed for murder. It’s okay though I could pull off a Shawshank
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4.) Would you rather never be able to cut your hair or your toenails?Â
Hair all the way. I’d be alright with ending up as an old hippie
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5.) If you were an animal what animal would you be?
I’d be a bald eagle cause damn it I love this country
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6.) Describe your dream girl in three words?
Lana Del Rey
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7.) What would be your ideal hideaway spot on Rhodes campus?
Gooch Hall. If it’s good enough for P Troutt its good enough for me
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8.) What is your favorite song to sing karaoke?
Wasn’t Me by Shaggy
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9.) Tell us about your very first crush!Â
It was Valentine’s Day in elementary school. Her name was Lauren. I left a cheesy note in her desk, trying to impress her by sneaking the word “eggcelent” in there. She asked me if I wrote it and I said no. Needless to say our romance was brief.
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10.) And finally, I’m sure all of our readers are dying to know, are you currently crushing on anyone?Â
Nothing realistic, but Lana if you’re reading this hit me up