If you have yet to pick your favorite person on campus, don’t you worry because I’ve got you covered! Introducing, the most adorable eighteen-year-old granola-eating Lacrosse midfielder from Nashua, New Hampshire, and this week’s Campus Cutie: Alyssa Bottari! (Like Atari, but with a “B” in front). But beware, fellas, she’s taken.
This week I, Bailey Herr, got down to the important stuff with this week’s campus cutie, luckily catching her after her lacrosse conditioning in the new and approved Lacrosse locker room. After talking to her manager, I was able to have a few words with her, and hit her with 16 of the most important rapid-fire questions I could muster. Hold on to your socks, folks, you’re in for a real treat:
B: Favorite song to sing in the shower?
A: “One Call Away” Charlie Puth
B: Favorite desert?
A: [Puts some hard thought into it] …Georgetown Cupcakes!
B: How many granola bars do you eat daily (on average)?
A: Ooooh probably like three
[**Alyssa is often and affectionately dubbed “crunchy” by her friends, check out her VSCO, you’ll get why]
B: When is your bedtime?
A: Between 12 and 1
B: Favorite member of One Direction and why?
A: HARRY. He’s so hot [pauses to think about it]…he’s so hot I love him.
B: Favorite Disney Prince?
A: Prince Eric.
B: Who’s the real JB, Justin Bieber or Jonas Brothers?
A: Jonas Brothers
B: Can you touch your toes?
A: [Pauses to check, still seated I may add] Yes.
B: Favorite Jonas Brother’s song?
A: ….Burnin’ up. [An excellent selection]
B: What type of shoe would you be?
A: [Giggles pleasantly and receives some help from a friend] My Tevas, definitely my Tevas!
[**Remember what I said about being crunchy? Point B.]
B: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: …The egg.
B: Do you believe in aliens?
A: Noooo.
B: If you could have a celebrity best friend it would be…
A: Paul Rabil. I’m obsessed with Paul Rabil. He plays lacrosse!
B: Favorite movie?
A: The Notebook! [Obviously a romantic]
B: How do you take your coffee?
A: Iced, regular, caramel swirl or pumpkin! [Clearly dependent on the season]
B: Favorite thing about Stonehill?
A: My team!! [Queue an immense echo of “awwws” from surrounding crowd]
So, folks, if your heart isn’t won over by now, you need to get it checked. You can check out our campus cutie on Instagram at @Lyss_Botti. If you’d like to catch her in person, you can probably see her ripping up the lacrosse field, or making a flower crown near O’hara pond (I’m just assuming though, don’t quote me). That’s all for now, ladies and gentlehawks, see you next week!