Where are you from?
Falmouth, Maine.
What year are you?
Senior.
What’s your major/minor?
Philosophy major, Education minor.
Where do you live off campus?
Above WHOP/The Loft/JBone’s playpen.
What’s your favorite dining hall?
‘kuya.
What are you involved in on campus?
Students for Education Reform (SFER), volunteer as a tutor in a local middle school, get the people goin’.
What do you want to do after graduation?
I’m headed somewhere to brew beer.
Okay, but if you could do ANYTHING, what would it be?
Open up my own brewery, wear a lot of loose fitting denim button up shirts, and keep my current hairstyle until I’m 50.
Favorite part about Colby?
Listening to what Conor MacLaverty did on Saturday nights.
What’s one thing you would change about Colby?
My friends.
If you had three wishes, what would you use them for?
- Never have the scaries again
- A maid for my apartment
- Never have to check my bank account after bar night ever again
- World Peace (Runner up- also side note, wishing for 1,000 more wishes is such a hardo move)
Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Fat Jewish?
So, this has been going on for a while now and I’m excited to talk about it. During the month of September anyone who saw me told me I looked liked him. I don’t get offended or anything but, like, come up with something original to say to me. This summer I had people take pictures of me in a restaurant because they thought I was him. I guess it’s a good thing ‘cause people know me? I don’t know… I just think it’s funny that people think I’ve never heard it before.
M&Ms or Skittles?
Both severely bottom tier candies/snacks in my opinion. I’ll choose pub popcorn.
Sweet or savory?
Savory.
Favorite Colby memory?
I’m peaking rn so probably the start of school ‘till now.
Favorite fun fact about yourself?
I have an inappropriately large starfish tattoo on my chest.
Anything else to add?
I’m really surprised I wasn’t nominated for Campus Cutie.