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You can run, you can hide, but you can’t fly away from a terror-inducing creature that just nested on Homewood.
Various sources have reported spotting a terrifying masked Blue Jay terrorizing JHU students near the Fresh Food Cafe. While no conclusive reports can be confirmed regarding the bird’s origin, it was supposedly an attempt at school spirit gone terribly, terribly wrong.
The nude half-man half-beast, whose eyes supposedly glow red and have the ability to petrify students just like the basilisk in Harry Potter, mysteriously appeared on JHU’s campus, and has since caused freshmen and seniors alike to quake in fear on the Freshman Quad. His shield seems to be stained with the blood of innocent freshmen premeds.
It is rumored to have given even President Ronald Daniels himself terrible-bed wetting nightmares.
At this time, there is no confirmation that the students in Brody Reading Room will be treated for their lack of movement and stoneface from looking at a statue stranger than the Bloomberg statue, “Red Sails.”
If you see the Blue Jay, run fast and far (just like incoming students will now do on campus tours).