1. Why does the Wi-Fi always slowly/barely work?
2. Why can’t I get on the Wi-Fi if I am in Carey?
3. Why do I get an error everytime I try to schedule?
4. Why do we have to schedule at midnight?
5. Where is the SVC skunk? (Only smell it at night when you are alone)
6. Why is the water brown at least once a month?
7. Will I ever leave the café not smelling like the café?
8. Why are there only five washers and dryers for Rooney but so many in other dorms?
9. Why is there always a washer or dryer broken?
10. Will it ever get fixed?
11. Why is the omelette line so long?
12. “Meal and flex?”
13. Why do we have to wait three hours between each meal?
14. What takes so long when you order a wrap?
15. Why is it $2.29 for a small cup of pineapple or grapes?
16. But why is it $2.29 for pineapple, grapes, cottage cheese, and applesauce? (Not complaining here)
17. Why are there so many steps to the parking lot?
18. And why are the close spots always taken?
19. AND why do the cars never leave those spots?
20. Why is the library always hot?
21. Since when do people think it is okay to talk in the library?
22. Why are the couches and chairs always taken in Carey?
23. Why are the tables always taken in Carey?
24. WHY are there always so many people in Carey?
25. How do I dress for this weather?
26. Is it raining again?
27. Why is my door practically three inches off the floor in Bonny?
28. Why is the fourth floor of Alfred always so hot?
29. What is the mystery meat in the café today?
30. Why is the fire alarm going off at 3 a.m.? (Repeat every weekend)
31. Why does my password need to be changed every three months?
32. Who decided that there is practically nowhere to study after midnight?
33. Why are cotillion prices so high?
34. Do I love SVC? Yes.
35. Could I go to a better college? No.Â