1. “Stuff your face up and leave me the hell alone”
2. “Shut up cousin _______, you don’t know anything about global warming.”
3. “Can I go back to my room now?”
4. “Who the hell are you people?”
5. “Are you sure we’re related?”
6. “Help, I’ve eaten too much and I can’t get up.”
7. “Make like Dean Winchester and get me pie.”
8. “When can I go back to school?”
9. “I have, like, a thousand other projects I could be doing right now.”
10. “School is fine. I’m still single and considering joining a cult.”
11. “Black Friday is just a capitalist tool to enslave us all.”
12. “Are we going shopping tomorrow?”
13. “But I don’t care about football!”
14. “I’m just going to watch the parade *watches for 5 minutes* I’m bored!”
15. “Can I just take my food and leave?”
16. “Okay I think I’ve over stayed my welcome.”
17. “I am thankful for my huge amounts of debt and lack of sleep.”
18. *Looks at family* “I think I was adopted.”
19. “This is nothing like gossip girl!”
20. “I’m only here for the dog.”
21. “I hate you all, and to all a goodnight.”