We have all heard one of philosophy’s favorite questions, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? So basically, if all girls do certain things but no one talks about it, does it really happen? Collegiettes, I think we can all agree that we each have our own quirks and chaos. And while we are all so different, there are just some things we females can’t help but do.
Full disclosure: I am not responsible for the girl code I am about to break as it’s for editorial purposes only.
And if you think you can deny more than half of these things, well, just read number one…
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1.  Saying the exact opposite of what you are actually thinking
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2.  Drunk texting someone you know you shouldn’t (and probably regretting it in the a.m.)
3. Â Dancing in front of a mirror *Hums Outrageous by Britney Spears*
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4. Â Choosing sleep > hygiene
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5.  Consuming raw cookie dough despite the “warnings”
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6. Â Collecting hair on the shower wall in fear of clogging the drain
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7. Â Singing drunken karaoke
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8. Â Faking it
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9. Â Telling your friends they look good in that
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10. Â Putting on silky PJ pants after shaving your legs
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11. Â Finding yourself way too deep in a social media creep sesh
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12. Â Meeting someone in person that you have already stalked online
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13. Â Spending way too much time trying to get the perfect line
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14. Â Binge watching an entire series in a weekend
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15. Â Then contemplating a whole new life plan
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16.  Holding someone’s hair when they’ve had a few too many
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17. Â Wearing makeup to workout just incase you run into your gym crush
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18. Â Kegels. And another right now just because you read the word
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19. Â Consuming an entire bottle of wine without help
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20. Â Crying while watching the notebook
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21. Â Sweet-talking your way out of a ticket
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22.  Googling EVERYTHING
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23. Â Accidentally liking an Instagram photo from way too long ago
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24.  Denying that you agree with any of the previous statements