In Rhode Island the weather can be 10 degrees one day and 60 degrees the next. It’s just about that time of the year when spring starts to feel less like a want and more like a need. Why? Darty season of course! Start counting down Rams, your Saturday’s are about to become much more exciting for the following reasons:
1. It’s socially acceptable to start drinking at 10 in the morning
2. One word: mimosas
3. You get to be outside either in a backyard or on a deck
4. Getting drunk outside is 10x better than at a crowded house party
5. Drinking games are more fun at darties (ex: dizzy bat)
6. You don’t have to wear tight clothes and heels
7. Romper and sandals dress code
8. You might get a tan
9. You’re guaranteed to get plenty of insta-worty pictures
10. Darty music is so much better than house party music
11. You get to wear sunglasses, and everyone looks better with sunglasses on
13. This is basically an all-day pregame for that night
14. Post-darty naps are probably the best part
Hang in there, Rams! Only a few more weeks!