Unless you live under a literal rock (like a really big AF rock), you should know that JoJo gave out her final rose this evening to the notorious Jordan Rodgers, who we totally knew was going to win, for the record. While there were some moments during this season when we thought that JoJo was going to find her forever love, we can’t help but feel like she got stuck with a bunch of duds. Here are five reasons why JoJo deserves a do-over.
1. She got stuck with Chad
Literally, the second Chad walked in she should have called it quits, right then and there. He brought so much drama and pain that there’s no way she could focus on finding love with him there. He was rude, violent and just awful, and the fact that he was even a contender for her heart is disgusting.
2. All of the guys looked the same
It kind of seems as though she got five different versions of the same exact guy. Most of them had ex-girlfriend issues, and all of them had the same floppy hair. She couldn’t possibly find a good man when they all cared more about their hair than they did about her!
3. There were too many horses
While we don’t actually know what JoJo’s thoughts are on horses being in LITERALLY every episode, they were just too much. It seemed like she went on the same date with every single guy. Where is the fun in that?
4. Evan was there
Evan was really excited to see me in @BachParadise, I told him I left his new shirt at home. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/vNxpt9TLnu
— Chad’s Ego (@bachchadsego) July 14, 2016
Real talk: why was he there? And how did he stick around so long? We seriously thought this was a competition to win someone’s heart, and she deserves more than what Evan brought to the table. His drama took up so much of her time that we couldn’t help but feel bad for her.
5. Her final two were terrible
Honestly at this point I would rather have Jojo end up with a bag Doritos I do not trust these two CHILDREN
— Abby Wilson (@Gayle__1) August 2, 2016
Hmm…hard choice. A man who dumped his girlfriend to go on the show or a failed football player seeking fame and attention? No thanks. Anyone up for round two?