It’s the most wonderful time of the year again. That time when we trade in our candies around the neighborhood for hunch punch at the frat party next door. We all love October because, let’s be honest, Halloween just gives us another reason to go out on the town with our squad, looking like tens. It also gives us another reason to wear those risqué fishnets that are collecting dust in our closets, or maybe even those weird suspenders that we have specifically for this occasion. It’s that time of year when happy hour outfits turn into a 1960’s hippie outfit (just add that flower headband), or that sexy Saturday night outfit turns into some animal (insert animal ears here). In playboy bunnies and devils we trust.
Oh yes, we do. We even swear by it. So much so that we can’t wait to show off our hot new outfits, looking better than the next girl, at the hit frat party of the weekend. And, of course, with a great night comes a long list of thoughts that race through our brains. Why, you might ask? Well, because girls simply can’t help but “overthink everything” (we’ve all heard that one before, am I right, ladies?). I’ve conjured up a list of ten thoughts that may spook our minds during this ghoulish Halloween season.
1. Is my costume too revealing?
2. Are the windows at the party the only thing that will be blacked out tonight?
3. *Shows up dressed as an angel and you see the girl your crush is flirting with as a devil* Oh, look! Is that Satan? How fitting.
4. Is this guy hot? Or is it just his costume? SOS
5. There’s a keg. #it’slit
6. Oh no that’s not a keg… just a frat guy dressed like one.
7. And then there’s that poor pledge that has to dress like a…hmm…
8. Damn, what is in this witch’s brew…?
9. OMG, she wore that outfit to the bar last week and just added bunny ears! So, she’s a Playboy bunny naturally? Clever.
10. Oops the weather got colder, and now there’s an ice luge… I’d love to see the damsel in distress whose lips get stuck tonight.
Remember ladies: keep your heels high and your bunny ears even higher!
P.S. Remember to wash your party clothes from last weekend.