Target is my happy place. Just hearing the phrase, “Let’s go to Target!” can solve any problem I have. Someone could hit me with their car and could repay me by taking me on a shopping spree at Target and all would be forgiven—that’s how much I love this store. Here’s what goes through every girl’s mind while she’s shopping in this magical place.
1. I just need one thing.
2. I’ll only be a few minutes.
3. Oh great! The dollar section.
4. I’m saving so much money today.
5. I don’t even know what this is, but it’s totally adorable. I need it.
6. I have to stop in the clothing section.
7. Omg, this top is soooo cute. And it’s on sale!
8. That one says “Namast’ay In Bed.” I need it.
9. Maybe I’ll grab a few more then head to the fitting room.
10. WAIT! They have Christmas onesies. I need one.
11. Are the bathing suits out? Maybe I can grab a few to prepare for summer.
12. Maybe that’ll motivate me to work out.
13. Great, the only sizes are XS and XXL.
14. Wait, I need to check the shoe section. I need boots to go with this shirt.
15. Cute black combat boots for $20? Sold.
16. I should get a pair of heels for the bar this weekend.
17. I should really check the men’s graphic tees section – I could always use another band t-shirt.
18. Rolling Stones shirt? Need that.
19. Why do men’s sweatpants always look so much more comfortable than women’s sweatpants?
20. Home décor. Need some new wall art.
21. Maybe a new blanket?
22. Man, my arms are killing me.
23. Time for the fitting room!
24. 6 items or less? Okay, I’ll just leave the rest hanging on this cart over here.
25. *looking in the mirror* OMG, I actually look like that?
26. I’m going to the gym after this.
27. I hope that lady doesn’t give up my items.
28. My new combat boots will look soooo cute with this top.
29. Have I really been here for an hour already?
30. I better go pay for these now.
31. OMG, are these lines for real?
32. Why is finding the shortest line like The Hunger Games?
33. I should get a pack of gum while I’m waiting.
34. Maybe this magazine too.
35. Oh shit, how did I just spend $100?