Types of Girls & Guys at UW

You know we had to do one too ;)

* Disclaimer: opinions in this article are not based on facts or specific individuals but a writer’s individual perspective*

The types of girls at UW..

1. KIRAN

• Drake is her “man”
• Religion is Phil’s Wednesday but her Mom doesn’t know she drinks
• Claims to be “not your typical brown girl”
• Always posts quotes as her story on Instagram
• Has “MUA” as her Instagram bio
• Overuses the dog filter on Snapchat

2. VIVIAN

• Involved in every club, society, and activity on campus
• Has over 10k followers on Instagram
• Sells what Instagram sponsors send her on the ‘Free & For Sale’ page
• Uses her Kate Spade purse as her backpack

3. JENNY

• In Math, always wearing designer clothes
• Carries a MCM backpack
• Gets the newest iPhone on the first day it’s released
• Only talks to the other mathies in her clique

4. EMMA

• Always has a Starbucks drink in her hand and trying to take the perfect Instagram pic
• All of her clothes are from Aritzia, with Hunter Boots or Uggs
• Nails are always done
• Goes to Brixton on Thursdays but lowkey listens to Taylor Swift when she’s alone
• Goes back home to shop on the weekend because “there’s no good stores in Waterloo”  

5. AMY

• Overachiever to the max
• Has like 5 majors
• Knows the profs and faculty on a first name basis
• Has 500+ connections on LinkedIn
• Sits in the front row of class

And you know we can’t forget the guys…

1. ADAM

• Wishes Jenny from Math was his girlfriend
• Wishes he was in Comp-sci but is in ARBUS
• Always on Reddit
• Bubble tea and sushi is a regular meal

2. AKASH

• At Phil’s every Wednesday
• Tries to outdrink all of his boys
• Your Brampton boi who smokes “bare kush”
• Refers to his car as his “whip”
• Wears Timberlands and a Bomber

3. MOHIT

• In Engineering because that’s what his Dad wishes he studied
• Practically lives at the DC Library
• Smokes cigarettes now that he’s not living with his parents
• Wears his lanyard around his neck

4. BRAD

• In Rec & Leisure
• Brags about being on UW Football team
• Carries his gym bag everywhere
• Dresses like a frat boy
• Can be found drinking ‘a cold one with his boys’ at Dallas

5. DAVID

• In AFM
• Plays League of Legends and carries around his huge laptop everywhere
• A member of DECA, of course
• Drives a white BMW
• Shops at Uniqlo

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