Her Campus Logo Her Campus Logo
placeholder article
placeholder article

Funny Lies I Have Told Myself

charese foster Student Contributor, Xavier University
Her Campus Placeholder Avatar
Xavier Contributor Student Contributor, Xavier University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Xavier chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

I’m definitely not drinking anymore tonight.

I’m not going to sleep with that guy.

I will buy clothes that aren’t black.

I will not get into an argument with one of my classmates.

I will not eat fast food for a month.

I’ll clean my room.

I’m going to start my diet tomorrow.

I will not watch Netflix until I am done with homework.

I’m not going to get that drunk tonight.

Picture Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Charese Foster is a senior Political Science major with a double minor in peace and justice studies and international studies from Toledo, Ohio. She is a contributor for Her Campus Xavier. When not writing for Her Campus, she spends her time with Model United Nations, reading her horoscope and watching Netflix.