Yeah, it’s finals season but it’s also the holidays!!! Here are a few Christmas Carols, spun with a bit of that finals stress, to get you through these next few weeks.
To the tune of “Away in a Manger”
Away in the library
No room in my head
For anymore Econ
I’d rather be dead
The clouds in the sky
Rain down over me
A sad, tired student
Full of pain and misery.
To the tune of “Jingle Bells”
Dashing through campus
With my backpack and laptop.
I really need coffee
Or else I’m gonna drop!
I don’t know if I’ll learn
Enough densities and masses.
What fun it to not know if
You will pass all your classes!
To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer”
Coffee, my caffeine savior
Is what I can’t live without.
And if I stop drinking,
I will pass out right now!
All of the other beverages
Can’t keep me up past 10.
When I’m stuck in the library,
Coffee is my only friend.
To the tune of “Silver Bells”
Stress and pain, stress and pain,
It’s finals time in Missouri.
Please don’t cry, hold it in.
Soon it will be Christmas break!
By Christina Rao