Story #1
“There is nothing more uncomfortable than someone walking in on you doing the deed. Now imagine that the person that walks in on you is your freshman roommate that you do not get along with. It is no surprise that trying to have sex in a shared freshman dorm room that’s literally the size of a shoe box is almost impossible. My experience with this happened when my boyfriend came up to visit. We went to dinner and came back to an empty dorm room. So, we were hanging out and things were starting to happen so naturally, I locked the door. In the middle of us having sex my roommate just walked right in. I’m not quite sure how she unlocked the door without us hearing it and opened the door so quietly that we were not aware but nevertheless, it was very awkward and uncomfortable. It was also the last time I ever attempted to have sex in a shared space again.“
-Anon
Story #2
“Sooooo here I am. Freshman year, just living my best life. And as I was walking down the hallway, I heard some noises so naturally, I stopped walking to get a better idea of what it was. And as I stopped I hear this loud intense moaning. Clearly whoever it was, was having a great time, but I was so astounded that my mouth dropped and I nearly died of laughter. It was honestly to this day one of the wildest things that have happened to me living on campus. Like I mean this stuff was intense.“
-Anon
Story #3
“This one time, I was just minding my own business when I heard some squeaking noises above me. I ignored it because when I jumped on my bed it squeaked too, so I didn’t think anything of it. I went back to doing my homework and the squeaking CONTINUED. All I could think was, “Oh my god, of course, this has to be happening right now while I’m trying to do my homework.” It started getting louder, and they also added some moaning, so I stood up on my bed and started banging on my ceiling. The noises would stop for a few seconds, then continue. So, when the noises would start again I would get back up and bang on the ceiling over and over. Towards the end of this battle, the person got on the floor and started banging on their floor so I would hear it. After this happened, it finally stopped. I went back to doing my homework perfectly fine.“
-Anon
Story #4
“We did not seem to get along with the boys that lived upstairs that much. They came in and stole our speaker one time when we went to go eat, and we didn’t notice until we came back (we learned to lock our dorm after this incident). We were trying to figure out which one of the boys upstairs would come in and take our speaker, so we decided since it was Bluetooth that we would connect to it from my room and see if we could hear it… THE MUSIC CAME FROM RIGHT ABOVE OUR ROOM. We sprinted up there as fast as we could to go get the speaker, we busted open the door and right when we opened it our eyes were WIDE OPEN. This boy that was in our room had no idea that his roommate had come into our room and stole our speaker. We busted into his dorm room as he was masturbating. Honestly, not a good way to find your speaker. He jumped out of bed and slammed the door in our face and locked it. We never made eye contact with this kid again.“
-Anon
Story #5
“My freshman year, I had a group of friends that would hang out nearly every day, especially because for the most part we were all fairly new to the area. One night, I was snapping one of the boys from this group and we talked about him coming over, however, we both knew that we wanted to do more than hang. The problem was, we didn’t want people in our friend group to know which would be difficult because most of our friends lived in my hall, so we came up with a bulletproof plan. He would wait underneath the window of my dorm and I would throw my keys and ID out to him. He would come upstairs and if anyone stopped him, he would just say I forgot my keys the last time we all hang out. It was a pretty great system that lasted a couple months and no one ever found out so, I would consider the plan a success.“
-Anon
Story #6
“A couple friends of mine and I were renting a house (not a dorm but close enough). One day, my boyfriend was over and we were “hanging out” in my room, however before I knew it, the TV in the background turned off and slow, sexy R&B started blasting. At first, I was confused, but then I could hear my roommate dying of laughter upstairs. She could hear everything and she thought she should “set the mood” for us so she connected to my ChromeCast. It was actually pretty hilarious.“
-Anon