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Hello, my name is Mowgli Gordon, I am ten years old, and I am on here because I like to sniff butts and make friends. I live at home in York, Pennsylvania with my mom, my two girls, and my sister (who does not like me very much, but secretly she would be lost without me). I love running around (especially if it is somewhere, I am not supposed to be and then I get to play a fun game of catch the puppy with my people). I love to play with other dogs and absolutely love the dog park, I can pee on every tree and sniff so many butts! I love walks with my people, when it is warm out we go almost everyday and I find so many new smells. I love to chase rabbits, squirrels, birds, and mice, although when I caught a mouse, I immediately jumped five feet in the air out of fear (I am a very brave boy). My favorite thing in the whole world is scratches, I love getting pets and scratches and can be pushy to get them. I love my people more than anything in the world and they love me too which is pretty cool.

As stated above I am a very active and playful boy who is looking for a partner to play fight or chase around. I am very loving and sweet when I want to be, but I am not a very cuddly boy although every once in a while I cuddle but it must be on my terms. I am not good at sharing food; however, I will not steal your food from you, so we each get our own food. I also HATE when my paws are touched, at all, do not even look at my paws, I will growl and get very annoyed. I do not care what breed you are, what color, what size, what shape, or gender I love all dogs equally. I really hope that—SQUIRRAL BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRR YES RUN AWAY YOU WEAK SQUIRRAL I WILL EAT YOU! Oops, sorry, I got distracted but you should have seen that stupid squirrel’s face he was scared, as he should be. I am a brave boy who will scare all of the squirrels out of my yard because that is my territory. Back to what I was saying before I saw said squirrel. I really hope that I can meet someone who is very fun and playful, who I can spend the rest of my days playing with and enjoying life.

If I were to describe my perfect first date it would be set at the dog park, I am on the line between small and large dogs so whichever park you can go in I will follow. Then, we would meet and give each other a quality hello by sniffing butts. After that we could play around/ chase each other, or go on a romantic walk to find some nice places to sniff. If we decide that we have a connection, then we could go back to my house and eat some dog food together (in separate dishes of course). We could follow our dinner up with a nice puppy treat for dessert. My humans love giving me treats and I will make sure you get some too. If there is still time, we can take a nice nap, or play around some more together, depending on how we feel post dog park. I am very excited to meet some amazing dogs and get to know you all better, I am ready to meet friends or someone special.

Kaylyn Gordon

Elizabethtown '21

Hello, my name is Kaylyn and I am a student at Elizabethtown College studying Environmental Science.
Rebecca Easton

Elizabethtown '19

Rebecca Easton is a senior at Elizabethtown College in Pennsylvania. She is currently studying English with a concentration in professional writing, and is pursuing a double minor in communications and business administration. Her primary interests in these fields include social media marketing, web writing and creative writing. She currently works for the Elizabethtown College Center for Student Success as a writing tutor, for Admissions as a tour guide and for the Office of Marketing and Communications. In her spare time, Rebecca enjoys writing, singing, and reading.