*sing to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas’s “This Is Halloween”*
College kids of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Stay at home and you will see
This our time of quarantiiiiine
THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE
Netflix stream in the dead of night
THIS IS QUARANTINE, EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT
Scroll through feeds, just forget the essay you won’t write
IN OUR HOUSE, everybody SCREAMS
In this time of quarantiiiine
*college student voice*
I am the one always lying in bed
Hair unwashed and brain feeling dead
*different college student voice*
I am the one with grades in disrepair
Online classes seem to be more than I can bear
*all join in*
THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE
QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!
QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!
*ba da da da da da da da*
In this house, we call home
Everyone sits on the couch so long
IN THIS HOUSE! Don’t we hate it now?
Everyone’s ready to go back outside
Make some bread and then, attend my Zoom classes
Stuck in this routine with no fresh air I’m gonna SCREAM!
THIS IS QUARANTINE!
House a mess, walls are bleak
Aren’t you bored?
Well, so are we
Watch it once, watch it twice
Pace the floor and make some rice
Learn a new dance for the world to see
Everybody screams, everybody screams!
In our time of quarantiiine
*yet another college student voice*
I am the one with the crappy roommate
Stuck in our home and wanting to escape
*still another college student voice*
I don’t show up to any Zoom class
You’re not sure how I’m going to pass
*final different college student voice*
I am the partier ignoring the law
Filling your feed with my stupid White Claws
*all*
THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE
QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!
QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!
*ba da da da da da da da*
Burned out students everywhere
Life’s no fun without friends to share
So call your friends or your whole team
In this time of quarantine
In this house
Don’t we hate it now?
Everyone’s ready to go back outside
All these emotions might catch you off guard, you’ll
SCREAM like a banshee
Then you’ll cry and laugh and SCREAM
This is quarantine! Everybody SCREAMS
Won’t ya please stay inside for a little bit more?
Everyone can help by sitting on their couch, so
Everyone hail to the CDC now
THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE
QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!
QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!
In this house, we call home
Everyone sits on the couch so long
LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA
WHEEEEE!