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Ashoka | Culture

A Disease of a Nation

Trans Solidarity Fundraiser Ashoka Student Contributor, Ashoka University
Mehak Vohra Student Contributor, Ashoka University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Ashoka chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

The prime minister is needed in Moscow

The flight takes off in an hour

the employees are

rushing about,

Enough Evian spring-water bottles on board?

Is the paneer gravy salted right?

Mr. Prime minister, he got

Really upset the last time

Is there a copy of the Gita

By the armrest, the photographer

has been instructed to take

“Candids”, if you will

You see, Russia is India’s biggest arms supplier

And Victory Day is near

Mr. Prime minister, he has

Written a speech

Punctuated with embellished sentiment

Victory of the Soviet!

Camaraderie, especially in front of the world’s cameras

Brings FDI, and jobs

And food to the poor

Hope to the desolate

The picture of a perfect nation.

Mr. Prime Minister waves for the media

A smiling picture appears in The Hindustan Times

Mr. Prime Minister and the journey

To a perfect India!

The paneer is cooked to perfection

Moscow is beautiful

Mr. Prime minister snores in his neck pillow

On the way back

A perfect nation he built Awaits him

 

Pushpak Viman!

Malini howls with glee

Pointing an airplane out to Manik

Hurtling through the expanse

Of the bright May sky

Their mother had told Malini all about it

And she regurgitates the epic

To her little brother

Ram bhagwaan is getting Sita ji back

Manik nods in comprehension

He’s naked, it’s hot

Not that he has the clothes for if it wasn’t

They sit on a divider as cars rack up

a cacophony of blaring horns

Around them

Malini rubs the stump where her arm used to be

It was painful when they cut it off

And she had cried a lot

But people gave more money this way

And she could get Manik nankhatai

For only 5 rupees

From Sundar kaka

If she let him touch her between the legs

And baapu didn’t have to touch

Lalaji‘s feet crying and begging

If she could manage to feed Manik

He was little, but his stomach bulged out

Like Rani mausi when she had kittu

Maybe Manik would have a kittu

She giggled

“You should be happy, cause Sita ji is finally home”

Manik agrees

He wonders why contactor sahib

Is always fidgeting with Amma‘s saaree

And why amma follows him into the half built compound

Maybe he teaches her how to tie it properly

The TV in the paan shop

Shows Mr. Prime minister’s beaming face

Perfect India, he says

Manik buffs two imli seeds on the ground

To make half of them white Like Mr. President’s moustache

There is no dinner tonight

But Manik is happy

His india is perfect, Mr. Prime minister says

And Sita ji is finally home

 

By Manvi Aggarwal, for the Trans Solidarity Fund

 

Her Campus Ashoka University held a month long fundraiser to contribute to the gender-affirming surgeries of the trans community in India!
Mehak Vohra

Ashoka '21

professional procrastinator.