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The Intellectual Decline in Modern Teenage Speech

Chloe Shapiro Student Contributor, University of Glasgow
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Glasgow U chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Across the decades, slang has shifted with location and social norms. These days, it changes so fast from year to year that there’s barely time to catch up, and that can have a real impact on conversations between young adults.

If At Any Point, You’ve Heard Someone Saying That Gen-Alpha is Scary, They Are Correct. 

Gen Alpha IS scary.

I saw a video last week of a teacher reviewing things their Gen Alpha students had said, and I didn’t understand a single word. They could have had entire conversations around me, someone fluent in English, and I would have been completely lost.

The prospect of that is earth-shattering. I know abbreviations are often used as slang, and sometimes I catch myself using a few, but only to a certain extent, and typically only with my closest friends and family.

The Shock Only Continues

What’s interesting is that the way two people talk to each other wouldn’t normally matter to the wider population. With technology, though, a conversation between two people can be broadcast globally. So it begs the question: does what we say to each other matter more, or less, than before?

IT Depends on Who Cares

Why should we care at all? Wouldn’t it be fair to say that human interaction is simply that, an interaction?

Except it can lead to a slip of the tongue in an academic paper or a professional setting. Something that feels natural to you might look out of place to someone else.

Am I Saying We Should Restrict Language? Absolutely NOT.

I’m a bit of a sailor on the inside when it comes to explicit language. What I don’t do is shorten my speech in ways I find concerning, because it creates a language barrier within a language.


For Entertainment Purposes, It’s Kind of Funny.

It can be quite humorous, until it isn’t. The credibility of a statement can be undermined by the words wedged between the important bits. If I wrote “lol this is outrageous but omg,” the substance behind my thoughts and claims would seem less credible.

And that’s only an abbreviation.

BRACE YOURSELF

My suggestion in the face of this predicament is to brace yourself, not only for the jokes from our elders about how they probably felt the same about us, but for how inevitable all of this is. Sometimes endurance and acceptance are the only answer.

Chloe Shapiro

Glasgow U '29

Chloe Shapiro is currently a second year at the University of Glasgow, where she studies Business Management and English Literature. She’s looking to pursue a career as an author and thrive within the publishing industry. Her role in Her Campus as a Senior Editor is a key part of her wonderful experience for the future. She is responsible for the final gloss over before every article is published, along with contributing her own pieces.

Her experience working has been within the realm of real estate as an intern for a very prestigious company in her hometown, Los Angeles. Along with being an advanced sales representative and then assistant manager for Vector Marketing where she was responsible for hiring and supporting new sales representatives, along with being a support for the current team.

As a hobby aficionado, her interests vary wildly and collaborate often. She is incredibly passionate about reading books, particularly fantasy and dystopian, and can spend an entire day losing herself in the depths of beautiful stories. Working on her own books and poetry are major ways she spends her time, especially with the company of her dogs as emotional support and her exquisite taste in music serenading them all. Her love for creating with her hands and her mind keep new hobbies coming in surplus, and she’s always more than happy to yap to anyone willing to listen about them all!