Still reliving your Spring Break memories…or trying to piece it together? Here’s some real confessions from UW Madison students from their crazy break.
“In Mexico, my friend and I had a little too much to drink and when we went into the ocean to cool off, we thought nobody could see us jumping in the waves. Because of that, we thought it was hilarious to lift our suits up with the waves. Little did we realize (even though it was probably extremely obvious), all the locals were watching two crazy girls drunkenly flashing an entire beach of people. I just hope no one took any pics.”
“I legitimately pulled a “Snooki on the beach”.
“I drank the water in Mexico. Nuff said.”
“I gave a homeless man $40”
“During that foggy time, I apparently made friends with some Italian college students and when one messaged me later in the week, he told me I spoke broken Spanish with a bad Italian accent the entire time on the beach. I was horrified.”
“I b*** a guy in my moms car after he gave me weed”
“I pooped in a bush in a drunken stupor” –clarified that this was before a one night stand
“My sisters friends and I went skinny dipping”
“I made out with a British guy because I thought he was Irish”
“I made out with a girl with one arm”
“I got food poisoning in a hostile and had a Bridesmaids moment”