1. Binge watch Netflix
….Rachel Green never studied and look how successful she was.
2. Stalk all of the girls your boyfriend talks to on social media
….I hate her shirt.
3. Force your friends to tell you you’re prettier
….Stop it, stop it… Wait, keep going.
4. Attempt to take a cute selfie
….That’ll show her.
5. Clean your room
….Organized room, organized life.
6. Google why college is worth it
….Wait, why am I here?
7. Google how much strippers make
….Hmmm.
8. Call your mom and inform her of your new career choice
….I didn’t choose the stripper life, it chose me.
9. Get talked out of your new career choice
….Mom it’s not a phase!
10. Online shop
….Bogo on bogo on bogo.
11. Check your bank account
….Ouch.
12. Regret the unicorn onsie you just bought
….Some regrets.
13. Realize you can’t afford to eat for the rest of the semester
….Oh crap.
14. Befriend a freshman with a huge meal plan
….Heyyy girl, how’s English 101?!
15. Take a yoga class
….Downward dog for the win.
16. Plan your entire spring break trip
….Guys, I have a plan!
17. Check your email
….I’m so overwhelmed.
18. Decide to fill out course evaluations
….Strongly disagree.
19. Reminisce on the hatred you have for your professors
….Worst teacher award.
20. Realize that you could have tried harder
….Nahhh.
21. Check your grades
….Shouldn’t have done that.
22. Calculate the lowest possible grade you can make to pass the class
….I’m not worried. Okay, I’m a little worried.
23. Wonder why you’re like this
….Get yourself together!
24. Read a self-help book
….I’ve found the meaning of life.
25. Tell yourself you’re going to do better next semester
….Probably not though.