Enjoy this exclusive reveal of what the other sex thinks about some of our fashion choices. This is an opportunity for spring-cleaning. The list of male kryptonite is uncensored and in reverse order. Dazzle the next guy that steps into your path.
- Bangles or Too Many Bracelets
Sometimes less is more and too many bracelets make too much noise. [pagebreak]
15. Rompers
These remind guys of the onesies babies wear. [pagebreak]
- Hippie Headbands
Guys think you are confused on what decade you are in. Save the costume accessory for Halloween. [pagebreak]
- Suspenders
Belts have been around for years – use them. [pagebreak]
12. Overalls
Unless you own a farm, you have no excuse to need or want to wear these. [pagebreak]
11. Heels That Are Too High
Will make you look like a streetwalker and not the lady that you are. [pagebreak]
- Long Jean Skirts
Just because they are still selling these does not mean you should buy them. [pagebreak]
9. One-piece swimsuits
Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger. [pagebreak]
8. Hats
Guys think hats with the animals on them are a desperate scream for attention. They also hate that hats hide your face and hair. [pagebreak]
7. Tube Tops
Guys think that these give women an unflattering shape in the chest area and a muffin top towards the bottom. [pagebreak]
6. UGGs
Given its appearance guys think the name UGG stands for ugly. Be original and sport a different shoe. [pagebreak]
5. Maxi Dresses
Guys expect girls to show more skin during summer, not less. Maxi dresses stop that trend with their floor-length grandma patterns. [pagebreak]
4. High Waisted Jeans
Guys think you are wearing mom jeans. [pagebreak]
3. Boots with the Fur
This reminds guys of a cat wrapped around your feet. Stop the silliness before someone pets you. [pagebreak]
2. Hoodies
It’s shapeless and does not do wonders for your figure. [pagebreak]
1. Baggy Sweatpants
Number one you get lost in all that fabric. Number two don’t hide yourself EVER have the courage to stand out. Lastly the bagginess accentuates no part of the body and does not showcase any personal style. Make it look like there is a difference between you waking up to being with company. [pagebreak]
In the end collegiettes need to wear clothes that they feel confident in because who you are on the inside and how you feel about yourself are at the top of every man’s list.
Other Tips:
- Avoid too much makeup. This includes fake eyelashes!
Guys want to know what you look like without that mask on your face. Sometimes it gives off a superficial vibe that is a turnoff.
- Avoid clothes that do not fit you properly
This means clothes that are too tight for you as well as clothes that are too big for you.
- Avoid Fishing for Compliments
Guys find it annoying and insecure.
- Avoid Starting Drama
You do not have your own reality show and are not getting paid for gossip, tantrums, and other immature behavior. Guys want you to be the bigger person by ignoring unnecessary drama. Keep it classy at all costs.