1. Was it this cold last year? There’s no way it was this cold last year.
2. I’m never going to be able to use my hands again.
3. I want to rescue all of the stray dogs.
4. I wonder if I’ll ever stop shaking.
5. I hate everyone who says they “Don’t mind the cold.”
6. Damn you, Elsa.
7. Do you think I could convince my drunk friend to lick the pole?
8. Is there such thing as too many layers?
9. Is it worth going out tonight in this weather?
10. I love watching people fall on the ice. *Falls on face 5 seconds later*
11. They better cancel class. Even if they don’t, I’m not going.
12. I feel bad making restaurants deliver in this weather, but not that bad.
13. I don’t clean the ice/snow off my car, is that bad?
14. I never knew I could love something so much. *Cuddles with blanket*
15. I can’t *insert do homework, go to work, exercise, do life* in this weather.
16. Why didn’t I go to school in Florida? Or California? Or Hawaii?
17. Is Netflix even better when it’s cold out or is it all in my head?
18. I want to love snow because Lorelai Gilmore loves snow.
19. Winter sucks after the holidays are over.
20. I feel like if I go outside, I might not come back alive.
21. Do I look stupid in this hat? Do I care?
22. Getting out of the shower does not seem like a valid option at this point.
23. Thank god the Mirror Lake jump is in November.
24. The snow is so romantic…
…Lol, not.
25. Whenever I’m drunk I try to catch and eat the snow like I did when I was little.
26. It might help warm me up if I take a shot every time someone tells me they’re cold. *Shots, shots, shots, shots, everybody.*
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