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There Are Only Two Ways Your Hookup Can End

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at JHU chapter.

So you’ve been hooking up with this guy/girl for a while now, and you might have some varied experiences. But…not too many variations. There are really only two feelings that your hook-up might feel about you, and there is no in between.

  1. I don’t give a fuck about you

     2.Let’s get married.

Shall we examine the two? Which one is better?

“I don’t give a fuck about you.”

  • If I see you on campus, I will run in the other direction
  • I will make out with eight people in front of your face and be confused why you’re annoyed
  • You will never hear from me unless it is 3 am on a Saturday
  • If you spent the night I will not speak to you in the morning in the hopes you get out sooner

“Let’s get married.”

  • I will text you about fourteen times a day asking how your day was even though you already told me
  • There will be at least five emojis in each of my text messages
  • If I see you on campus I will attempt to walk with you from Hodson to the end of the world for literally no reason at all 
  • Who the HELL is that person you smiled at in the library?!?!

The answer is neither. Neither is better.

JHU student, track runner, Alpha Phi sister, and coffee drinker