Spring Weekend is finally here and we know the drill…make it more lit than the year before! We know exactly what you’ll be drinking based on your zodiac sign.
Aries // The Ram: Vodka
Motivated, energetic and passionate people like you daredevils are here for the ‘ka and are proud of it! Considering Aries are always looking to be successful, they know they’ll always find success with vodka when trying to turn up.
Taurus // The Bull: Scotch
Tauruses are really patient and have quite the preference for the finer (and sometimes more expensive) things in life. They know how the good stuff works and are willing to work for it for a grand drinking experience.
Gemini // The Twins: Wine
Geminis are all about looking and feeling fabulous and nothing gets the job done like sippin’ on some Sweet Bitch Wine from your nearest Bronx liquor store. (Pro tip: If Beer Cave were still vending their “wine” we’d advise to not waste your time there.) Like Geminis, wine is suitable for almost any social situation and brings out the best in people.
Cancer // The Crab: Beer
The defensive yet loving Cancers are all about a good time socially and eventually, you will most likely gain their trust (and hopefully a sip of their beer or even your own!). Cancers are not intimidated easily, especially by a game of 40 Hands or pong marathon.
Leo // The Lion: Fireball
Leos naturally give off feelings of light and warmth just like your favorite cinnamon-flavored shot. Leos are naturally creative and Fireball can be used in several different creative cocktails, but Leos are entirely fine with taking a nice, warm shot of cinnamon goodness. Leos can sometimes be intolerant…intolerant of your fear of shots. Just take it, for crying out loud.
Virgo // The Virgin: Rum
Virgos are busy people and they are perfectionists while they’re at it. They know the perfect way to be lit af and they go after it with rum. They know how to experiment with their versatile alcohol of choice and can most likely find a combination of rum + chaser that will appease anyone. Virgos love to please people!
Libra // The Scales: Jell-O Shots
Libras are all about a good party and the criteria behind a good party usually includes Jell-O shots because, duh. Libras are very social creatures and you really get to know a person based on how they take their Jell-O shots…they’re also good teachers so if you’re in need of technique, they can assist you. (Stapler or vodka, infuse that sh*t.)
Scorpio // The Scorpion: The Sweet Stuff
You know the drill, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Straw/Ras/Lemonade/Watermelon-ita’s, Smirnoff Ice’s, the liquid fun that goes down SO easy because you can’t taste the hard stuff. Scorpios are super easy to hang out with and are also emotional and intuitive. They know what makes them feel happy and know they won’t get hit too hard (all at once) by their drink of choice. They’ll pleasantly ease into the turnt up phase and be READY.
Sagittarius // The Archer: Champagne
I mean let’s be real, champagne can be considered a breakfast drink. However, its your choice if you wanna mix that OJ in. Perfect for dartying or floating through the evening, champagne resembles how optimistic, carefree and plain bubbly Sagittariuses are. Bottoms up!
Capricorn // The Sea Goat: Tequila
While Capricorns are patient and careful sometimes, they are also known to be quite funny and ambitious. What’s funny is that they think they need to be careful about their ambitious tequila goals. Take another shot, girlfriend. Don’t forget the lime! #NoRagrets
Aquarius // The Waterbearer: A little bit of everything
Aquariuses enjoy a little variety, what can they say? They are known to be a little unpredictable but they are original and inventive, nevertheless. They are also emotionally detached from some things, including their drink of choice. Let them get their creative juices flowing and they will have a new favorite drink in no time!
Pisces // The Fish: Jungle Juice
Ahh, the Pisces. Imaginative and easily led, they are lovers of the collaborative. A giant container filled with whatever your heart desires? Pisceses are all over it. Not only is a creation such as Jungle Juice a creative work of art, there’s enough to keep ’em coming.
Happy Spring Weekend, collegiettes! Be safe and make good choices! (But as part of the Ramily, we know Fordham didn’t raise quitters. )