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The Guys of Fordham Men’s Soccer, Ranked

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Fordham chapter.

On October 5th, a gorgeous Sunday in the Bronx, the Her Campus Fordham team met up at Jack Coffey Field to watch Fordham Men’s Soccer battle it out against the University of Rhode Island. The game didn’t end in Fordham’s favor, but we weren’t really there to keep track of the score. Our very ambitious goal that day was to find out who’s who on Fordham’s soccer team, and rank the boys with our very own superlatives, as one does with her free time on Sunday afternoon. There was laughter, free pizza and very important decisions being made. Without further ado, here is our best of the best run-down:

Best header – #3 Matthew Lewis – This decision came after he sent the ball flying right at us. Don’t worry, we enjoyed it. 

Fastest – #21 Ryan Walsh 

Best Hands – #26 Sean Brailey – It’s funny, because it’s ironic.

Best Beard – #19 Christopher Bazzini

Best Chest – #14 Jon Agostino

Best Cleats – #8 Tomas Penfold

Best Eyes – #23 Mike McNamara – Yes, we could see this all the way up in the stands. 

Best Blonde – #5 Ryan Cupolo

Best Arms – #17 Eric Walano

Most Aggressive – #10 Aleksandar Mastilovic – No seriously. We were actually scared a few times, but good work out there. 

Best Footwork – #12 Kyle Losi

Best Legs – #7 Jannik Loebe

Best Hair – #30 Tetsu Tonegawa

Photo Courtesy Fordham Athletics