This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Colgate chapter.
- When your dignity and standards go home with your parents on freshman move in day
- Your clothes are only dirty when they smell
- You may or may not have ever washed your sheets
- You justify clothing purchases with: I could wear this at a mixer
- You only eat microwavable food
- You do laundry when you run out of underwear
- People pass you and say “you were absurd last night”….Did i see you last night?
- When someone introduces them self and you say “i know” in your head because you know them from facebook
- When you go through your phone sunday morning…enough said
- When you have no idea how to interact with people sober
- When the library is a social scene
- Ugly guys get some
- Prostitution is legal as long as payment is in the form of alcohol
- If you don’t remember it didn’t happen….if you delete the text it didn’t happen
- You have to invent a story as to how you hurt yourself when speaking to adults
- Face rape is the number one threat to males and females 18-22
- Fist fights happen over food…talk about hunger games
- You roll your eyes when someone actually knows whats going on in the world
- The game of sardines now means fitting two people in a twin bed
- Freshmen are responsible for all the worlds evils (jk love ya)
- You check three different ATMs only to confirm you do in fact have $0.00…and it was not a mistake
- Candy is a well balanced meal…and so is vodka
- You have to smell your water bottles to make sure it is in fact water
- The protocol for hooking up with someone is never speaking to them again
- That awkward silence when your teacher announces a test on a friday morning