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7 Stages of an All Nighter

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chatham chapter.

 

That sunrise is going to be beautiful. 

 

1. Dread

You saw this coming from the minute your alarm went off this morning. You’ve got too much stuff to do, whether it’s from procrastination or carrying too many credits, and now you are about to pull the dreaded all nighter. Perhaps you groan, perhaps you cry a bit, but now is the time to prepare yourself for battle, my valiant academic.

 

2. Preparation

You get yourself pumped to get as much as you can get done before the sun rises. You play your favorite music to get pumped, pour a mug or glass of your favorite drink of choice, open your books and get to work.

 

3. The almost crash

It’s around 1 am and you can feel your body tensing up out of fatigue. You attempt to stay wake for as much as you can, determined to beat the tired fog and get back to work.

 

4. That weird hyper awareness stage

Around 2 or 3 a.m., either caffeine or something else kicks in, because suddenly you are more awake than you were earlier that evening. You’re able get things done and done quickly as you blast through assignments as if they were nothing, a true superhero of the night.

 

5. The second coming

After hours of productivity, late into the night things begin to lull again. All you want to do is curl up in the fetal position and fall asleep right then and there, but you can’t. Not yet. You still have quite a bit of work to do, and you don’t see it ending at any time soon.

 

6. Self loathing

Towards the end of your adventure a sense of regret begins to envelop you, echoing the loathing you felt earlier that day. You sit there, hunched over your laptop, questioning your existence and how you somehow managed to allow things to get to this point in your academic career.

 

7. You finished… but the sun’s out

Finally, you’ve finished all your work, but here comes the first sign of dawn, an orange reminder of just how tiresome and hectic your life has become. You’re relieved your work is done, but also exhausted. While you cannot change what has happened, what this incident does prove is that this provides you with the motivation to work on your time management skills. So grab a cup of coffee and go out to get yourself a planner, my friend.

 

 

 

Born in 1994, Ashe has tumbled in the woods, been attacked by animals and gotten lost on clear-cut trails in the search of an adventure. She enjoys nature in all aspects, fantasy novels and comics, and listens to music that is almost never in English.
Indigo Baloch is the HC Chatham Campus Correspondent. She is a junior at Chatham University double majoring in Creative Writing and Journalism and double minoring Graphic Design and an Asian Studies Certificate. Indigo is a writer and Editorial Assistant at Maniac Magazine and occasionally does book reviews for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. She is also the Public Relations Director for The Mr. Roboto Project (a music venue in Pittsburgh) and creates their monthly newsletter. During her freshman and sophomore year, Indigo was the Editor-in-Chief of Chatham's student driven newsprint: Communique. Currently, on campus, Indigo is the Communications Coordinator for Minor Bird (Chatham's literary magazine), the Public Relations Director for Chatham's chapter of Sigma Tau Delta, and a Staff Writer and Columnist for Communique. She has worked as a Fashion Editorial Intern for WHIRL Magazine, and has been a featured reader at Chatham's Undergraduate Reading Series and a featured writer in Minor Bird. She loves art, music, film, theater, writing, and traveling.