Dear Future Husband,
Here’s a few things you need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life. No this is not a letter quoting Megan Trainor’s popular hit, but it is a letter to my future husband. Okay fine, it’s more of a WARNING to all of our future husbands out there!
1. “I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed” Megan Trainor you took the words right out of our mouths! The left side is screaming our names, so men start sleeping on the right.
2. Kids, Kids, Kids, Kids!!! Three, maybe four kids we’ll settle for? If you’re not willing to have a humble abode of babies, yah this isn’t going to work out.
3. We can kind of be b*tches sometimes, but we swear it’s just tough love. We have good intentions. Trust us.
4. Be classy. Nothing is worse than a grown immature man. Be kind and classy and give us reasons to brag about you, not be embarrassed by you.
5. Have a sense of humor. Sometimes we girls take things a little too seriously and that’s why we need you to make us laugh here and there.
6. Make sure you schedule monthly poker nights, or whatever it is you boys do. A girls night out is a necessity for us every once in a while, so we can’t deprive you of your guys night out.
7. The ring. We swear to god if our nails aren’t done when we get proposed to… THERE WILL BE WAR.
8. Support us in our best and worst times, and we promise we will do the same for you.
9. Never go to bed without saying “I love you.” We know this one is cheesy, but even when we get into a WWIII size argument and you have to sleep on the couch, you better still say it, even if it is the rudest “I love you” there ever was.
10. Be prepared to always be wrong. We as women are headstrong and love to be right. Sometimes that’s a battle you’ll lose. Sorry in advance.
11. Our careers are both equally important.
12. We will try our very best to learn how to cook like our grandmothers.
13. If the jeans make us look fat, please tell us!!!!!!
14. Take us out of our comfort zones. Take us fishing or camping, even if we complain the whole time.
15. This one’s simple: be a best friend, tell the truth, and over use “I love you.”
Sincerely,
19 year olds giving you a heads up now!