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The Real Housewives of Fraternity Pledgeship

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Auburn chapter.

We all know and love the crazy cast of characters that make up Bravo’s series “The Real Housewives”. From their insane fights to quirky one-liners, these women make for some of the best reality television. Faithful viewers know the ladies are always down to party, but what would they have to say about the horror that is known across campus as pledgeship? Here’s how the women would react to process of joining a fraternity. 

Walking into the fraternity houses for the formal rush parties you’re like…

But then you realize formal rush is completely dry 

 

Finally the brothers announce formal rush is over and the pledgeship starts

But five seconds later you’re like

The brothers introduce the awful pledgeship uniforms like

And you’re like

The brothers are just like

 

You find yourself doing stupid tasks at random hours of the day

And you start to wonder why you wanted to join a fraternity in the first place

Your new brothers are like

 

And you spend so much time with the fraternity that you’re eventually likeBut then the parties roll around and you’re like

 

And finally you get to spend time with other people, mostly girls, and some of them are like 

A cute girl walks into the house and you’re like

But the more you drink the more you start to wonder if she’s that cute

Your pledge brothers are like

But you just go with it anyways

 

Then the next morning you’re like

The days of pledgeship drag on and you just want it to be over

But then Hell Week rolls around and you just want to die

Finally the day comes and pledgeship is over!

Then you realize you started out pledgeship like

And now you’ve end up like

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