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I've been told to completely stay away from using the word "crazy" when in an argument with a girl. But what if the girl is actually acting crazy? Should we just rephrase and say something like "you're not crazy, but you sure are acting like it"? Are there any other good ways to get the point across WITHOUT using the word "crazy"?
- Emotional at Emerson College
You are definitely right – never use the word “crazy” when arguing with a girl, unless you want the argument to end in a break-up. I mean, go right ahead, if you want that to be the last thing you say to her. But if you want the argument to eventually end, and your relationship to go back to being a good one, then stay away from the word “crazy.”
That said, how to avoid using the word “crazy”? If the girl is actually acting crazy (which, I must admit, we girls sometimes do…), I think there’s only one thing you can do while keeping your dignity and relationship intact – leave the room. Just walk away, take a breather, get out of the room before it turns into an ultimate screaming fest. If you stay, you’ll probably just end up saying something you’ll regret. She will respect you for being the one to initiate taking a breather. Keep in mind she’s not a completely crazy person all the time (or else you wouldn’t be dating her, right?), so you leaving will give her the chance to calm down and think about what the fight is actually about. She’ll then return to her non-crazy self, and realize that she doesn’t hate you and doesn’t want to argue with you forever… hopefully.
You don’t even need to completely leave the apartment/building/wherever you are. You just need to get far enough away where the two of you don’t have to stare at each other in anger. Go into a different room in the apartment/dorm, or wherever is convenient. And don’t just storm out of the room unannounced. “I think we both just need to calm down for a bit, so I’m going to leave the room, and I’ll be back in a few minutes,” “I don’t want to keep fighting with you, so I’m going to walk away for a minute, and I’ll call you later,” or (this one will probably get you the most brownie points) “I hate fighting with you, so let’s just take a breather, I’m going to go into my room (or the bathroom, wherever), and I’ll come back in a few.”
Ari*, from Emerson College, said he once used this tactic, and went into the bathroom for a few minutes.
“It worked really well. She was being completely crazy, and I didn’t want to say anything I would regret. So I swallowed my words, went into the bathroom and sat there for a few minutes, let her calm down. And when I came back out, we had sex, and dated for almost a month after that.”
Katie, from Fordham University, also thinks leaving the room is a good choice.
“I think the best tactic is to just step away and not talk for about half an hour until both people cool down. When you talk in a calm, rational manner, you both tend to say things that are more logical and constructive.”
In a survey of Her Campus readers, some college students had other ideas of how to avoid calling your significant other crazy:
“Bring up something you both enjoy, or something you did together.” –Willie, Washington State University
“Instead of thinking of insults that will most likely slip during a heated argument, it's better to take a breath and ask a question such as, "why did you say that" or "why are you acting that way?" I would only be calling my boyfriend crazy because I wouldn't understand his perspective or actions. Instead of pissing him off, I would rather try to hear his side, just like I would in any fight with another friend.” –Elle, University of Iowa
“You can say, look I don’t know what you’re talking about or why you’re arguing with me, but if you can’t communicate with me what you want or what you’re upset about, then there is no way I can help you. ‘Listen, I love you, you’re a great girl, but right now you’re acting a little weird/ being a little demanding, etc.’” –Conrad, The College of William & Mary
But some guys choose to actually use the word crazy… Here’s what a few girls have to say about that:
“Girls get mad when boys call them crazy because they know they are crazy. I believe every girl has a little crazy inside of her. It’s called estrogen.” –Janine, Suffolk University
“In high school, my boyfriend explained that I was crazy because I was overreacting to another girl calling him at two in the morning for three days straight asking for his help with her own relationship issues (this girl's boyfriend was one of his friends). A month later he asked her to his prom… It was toward the end of our relationship when we were already annoyed with each other on little issues… We would go out to the movies just so we didn’t have to speak to each other for more than ten minutes.” –Elle, University of Iowa
“My ex-boyfriend – emphasis on ex – called me crazy once when I was crying because I didn’t want him to break up with me. Needless to say, we broke up.” –Anonymous
“No boy has ever called me crazy without me slapping them right afterwards.” –Anonymous
But some boys still use the forbidden “C” word. So why do they do it? And what kinds of responses do they usually get?
“I date exclusively crazy girls, so I have to say it. The reaction is almost never positive, but by the point I’m telling them they’re crazy, they’ve already gotten to a point where they won’t listen to reason.” –Anonymous
“I have called girls crazy plenty, and the girls always: 1) either realize that they were sounding/being crazy, 2) start sobbing, or 3) deal with their problems with someone else (thank god).” –Conrad, The College of William & Mary
“She knew she was crazy. She was lying about not getting texts and who she was hanging out with and she admitted to lying, so I didn’t feel bad. I was right in my accusation.” –Willie, Washington State University
“I’ve called a lot of girls crazy, because girls are crazy a lot. I usually say, ‘You need to calm down, you’re being a little crazy right now.’ And I get one of two outcomes: the girl either tries to calm down, or they get mad and leave the room.” –Matt, Emerson College
So there you have it, boys and girls. Avoid using the word “crazy,” whenever possible, unless you want to run the risk of Matt’s second outcome – her leaving you – or being slapped in the face. So just leave the room, take a breather, and continue the fight – er, conversation – in a few minutes, when you’ve both had a chance to catch your breath… and your sanity.
And if your significant other actually is crazy all the time – well, then maybe they’re not the one for you…!
Real Live College Girl Cassidy: Calling Girls "Crazy" & Competition in Relationships
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