The Most Bangable Boys You Meet in College

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Some of the hottest guys on your campus around aren’t in bars or frats or dorms, they are in your textbooks.
 
You would be shocked to find just how many studs you can stumble upon in your studies. We wanted to compile a list for you to make finals more fun. Point of interest: this isn’t really about influence or even intelligence. All unattractive men were eliminated from the list. Immediately cut despite their massive influence on humanity, society, life as we know it, etc.: Galileo, Newton, Gutenburg—although if print is dying it’s like, whatever—Washington, and Copernicus (total butterface).
 
Also, despite American beliefs that all royal should be handsome—and our insistence on perpetuating that myth with Disney movies—most real-life royal dudes are real ugly. Something in the European water? Maybe it’s all the incest? Unclear. Anyway, Will’s kids are lucky that they’re scoring Kate’s genes.
 
See below for our grid of guys! Got a favorite historical hottie who escaped our attention? Leave him in the comments.
 

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Comments

I was actually shocked to read the title of this tasteless article, and it didn't get any better as I kept reading. I know it's supposed to be funny, but it's turning men into sexual objects the same way women get angry at men for doing to them. Also, Stalin?? and a HORSE?? I'm not gonna be slobbering over either of those beasts, thank you.

intresting

Best article on HerCampus. Cheeky but not crass.

hahaha, this is great. I am still laughing at "so hot, he died of a fever."

I was scrolling through this thinking about it then I saw Malcolm X... I just happen to be sitting right beneath my Malcolm X poster.

Sarah Ramirez's picture

Hilarious! I think there's actually a tumblr based around this concept...

Allie Jones's picture

Kudos, Jessica!  Never have I been more enticed to study history.  Stalin's five year plan, OMG I am laughing out loud.

I find this article to be shallow, disturbing, and rude. Please take it off the website. It's an embarrassment.

I agree I came across this and was shocked..."bangable"? Is this the way college girls speak? I referred this site to my 17 year old daughter as a positive resource she can use in preperation for college..I am not a prude but this is rude!

Please, for the sake of everyone around you:

Lighten up and laugh a little.

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