44. Because nary a Taylor Swift song comes to a close without at least brief mention of kissing on a front porch. You want in. Whose front porch is irrelevant. Just a) find a front porch, and b) kiss on it.
45. Because you tried to set up a tent alone once. How did that go for you, girl? Exactly.
46. Because with the amount of time you intend to spend in lakes, pools, oceans, and rivers this summer, you need a merman to balance your bona fide mermaid status - the Eric to your Ariel, if you will. #disneyforever
47. Because you did not just spend six hours on a summer love playlist on iTunes to listen to Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors" alone on repeat one more time.
48. Because you need to find someone in the next two seconds to return the Frisbee you just attempted to pass. You! Over there in the green button-down! Catch, baby!
49. Because summer love is the most epic kind. You know it is.
50. Because you never really needed any convincing, did you?