The Best & Worst Spots to Hook Up This Summer
Monday, July 25, 2011
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Summer means one thing to me. Okay, so maybe more than one thing (I momentarily forgot about Beyoncé’s new album). But at least one of the five best things about summer is the opportunity to hook up in new and exciting locations. Winter left us stuck inside (yawn), but with warm weather comes a whole new crop (pun intended) of places to get down to business. Some are better (read: less illegal) than others, so read on for HC’s best and worst hook-up spots and start mapping out your weekends!
The Beach
Anyone who’s ever tried to order a drink underage knows the infamy of Sex on the Beach. While it may sound totally romantic and exotic, HC votes “no” on this tried-but-not-true location. You know when you lay out on the beach, and even though you’re on a towel, sand ends up, er, everywhere? There are some places where sand should just NOT be. Do not invite sand to a party with your Britney.
Ranking: 3 of 10 (it’s really just the sand thing… oh and possible charge for indecent exposure)
Don’t do it, Brody!
The Dugout at Your Local Ballpark
Head to your old high school or a Little League park close by (after hours, please – the children are our future) for a guy-approved romp. Pulling a Sonja Morgan and dressing up for the occasion is a tad (read: WAY) over the top, but definitely wear something you can get dirty in.
Ranking: 7 of 10 (good, clean American fun)
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Allie Jones is an English and American Studies double major at the College of William and Mary. She's interned at W magazine and is currently the Senior News Editor at The Virginia Informer. When she’s not chatting up colonial impersonators in Williamsburg, Allie drinks too much black coffee and thinks about going to the gym. She enjoys singing for her friends and planning parties for her chapter of Kappa Kappa Gamma. Allie looks up to Liz Lemon, Carrie Bradshaw and Jon Stewart; 2 ½ of which, she realizes, are fictional characters.
You can find out more about the high-brow television programs she watches over at her Twitter, @allierileyjones.
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Comments
"Ladies, ladies, ladies … this is not a very lady like spot to be intimate."
Because we always need to be lady like (whatever that means), even during a one-night stand. Sheesh.
I don't think she's saying we shouldn't hook up in bathroom stalls because it's not ladylike and we should always be ladylike...after all, I wouldn't say hooking up is very "ladylike" in itself lol and that's what the whole article is about. I wouldn't read too much into it!
I disagree with the ones about the beach and about the tent. As a Floridian going off of personal experience, an afternoon swim will get about the same amount of sand in your netherlands as sex on the beach. I think the author of this might have just been prone to lakes, which are nice, but beach sex is LEGENDARY! It definitely didn't deserve to score lower than bar bathroom sex, which I think is just nasty and sleazy.
As for the camping thing, the bug problem isn't something that Citronella candles can't cure. Off in my experience has kept insects away from my entire body regardless on the area on which I spray it. I think the only detrimental thing about having sex in a tent is the rocky ground being painful on the back, but with enough plush quilts, even that may be remedied.
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