What do you do when you get that awkward, out-of-the-blue text that you have no idea how to respond to? Send it to Her Campus, of course. Here they are, collegiettes, your top 15 most awkward texts in college history!
"You got any kids?" – sent by anonymous former hook-up.
“No, do you?” – sent by anonymous, Boston University ‘10.
“Just two.” (later) “Just kidding.” – sent by anonymous former hook-up.
"Has anyone told you that you have the most beautiful ass?" – received by Jenna, Marquette University ‘14, from a coworker.
"I wanna get sick with you." – received by anonymous, Cornell University ‘13, from an anonymous male, in response to her excuse that she couldn’t come over that night because she was sick.
"Hey, I know I broke up with you, but I'm really horny so can you send me a sex story or picture?" – received by anonymous, James Madison University ‘15, from an ex-boyfriend.
"You didn't even consider the possibility! You just flat out said no to my sexy body..." – received by anonymous, James Madison University ‘15, from the same ex-boyfriend.
"Hey, I think you left an earring in my bed." – received by anonymous, George Washington University ‘13 (who actually had both earrings), from a current hook-up.
"You have the world's cutest nose. Like I think only my dog ties with your nose, the two of them stand hand in hand on the utmost pedestal of cuteness." – received by anonymous, Skidmore ‘14, from a boyfriend.
“Come over.” – sent by anonymous former hook-up.
“The room is spinning.” – sent by anonymous, Harvard ‘13.
“Come on. All you have to do is go down the elevator go through the underground tunnel, come back up the elevator, and come to my room.” – sent by anonymous former hook-up.
"I owe you a birthday present... wink, wink, nudge, nudge :)" – received by anonymous, Skidmore ‘14, from a former hook-up.
“You’re asleep and I’m literally right across from you/have called your name like 4,000 times.” – sent by anonymous, Harvard ‘13, to a friend.
“Hey what’s up? Do you wanna go to our date party Friday night? – sent by anonymous male.
“Hey haven’t seen you in a while. But my friend from high school is visiting that night so I can’t sorry.” – sent by anonymous, University of Michigan ‘15.
“All right I guess I’ll just go fuck myself… maybe I’ll see you sometime.” – sent by anonymous male.
“I’m outside…” – received by Hannah, University of North Carolina Chapel Hill ‘16, from an ex-boyfriend at 3 a.m.
“I’ve never said to you before, but I’m just feening to hang out with you.” – sent by anonymous guy friend to anonymous, Virginia Tech ‘14.
“I could really use a hand… or a mouth.” – sent by anonymous male to anonymous, University of Pittsburgh ‘13.
"So is everything beginning again? ;) " –sent from an ex-boyfriend to anonymous, Fashion Institute of Technology ‘14, when she had posted the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s “Begin Again.”
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