CAUTION! JUICY MAKES MEN FALL IN LOVE!

Let's be honest... WHAT WAS THE BACHELOR THINKING WHEN HE PICKED VIENNA?!?!

... I have the answer, ladies...

... HE WASN'T. Tenley was clearly the better choice, except for one BIG problem... She didn't use her best competitive tactic... her attire.

You see, ladies... At the very end of the competition, Vienna pulled out her last resort, and good for her, because, ladies, this tactic works EVERY TIME!!

She wore Juicy. She wore this bathing suit as she walked along the beach, thinking about how in love she was with Jakey-poo...

And I don't blame her...

I mean, no WONDER Jake fell in love... Juicy makes girls THAT MUCH MORE lovable... I don't care if you're the most precious little freshman girl in your velour tracksuit or snookie... (i mean, she HAS found love, hasn't she?)... if you're in Juicy, guys just seem to fawn on you!!!

So the answer is clear... Jake was blinded by the Juicy.

The good news is, ladies, now we know. Put on your Juicy Couture and he'll IMMEDIATELY be at your door with a dozen red roses...

Just make sure you can handle all the men in love with you....

Peace, Love and Juicy!
Chandler

P.S. My little/best friend, Julia, is a CLONE of Tenley!! (WHO TOTALLY SHOULD'VE BEEN CHOSEN!! Wear Juicy next time girl!)

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!!