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11 Thoughts Every Girl Has While PMSing, as Told by ‘New Girl’

With cramps, bloating, weird food cravings and emotional roller coasters, the week before we get our periods can be pretty miserable. Here are 11 thoughts every girl has while PMSing! 

1. “I refuse to wear real pants.

2. “Why am I crying at this Hallmark commercial?”

3. “If I don’t have chocolate right now, I’m going to die.

4. “It feels like my stomach is being stabbed from the inside.”

5. “Can you not, uterus?”

6. “SOMEONE HUG ME.

7. “NOBODY TOUCH ME.

8. “Give me all the food.

9. “Is this what dying feels like?”

10. “I hate everyone and everything.

11. “I wish I was a guy.”

Kelsey is a junior at The Ohio State University where she majors in Journalism. She serves as an Editorial Intern and Contributing Writer for Her Campus, and also writes for U lala. Her hobbies include loitering in cafés, watching '80s movies, and obsessing over British boys with perfect hair. After graduation, Kelsey hopes to work for a fashion magazine or lifestyle publication. You can follow Kelsey on Twitter (@kelseypomeroy) and Instagram (@kelseypomeroy).