While missionary in your dorm room is better than nothing, for you real adventurers (FOOT alums, club athletes, study abroad antendees) here is a list of places you should definitely mix into your routine.
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Stacks – a classic.
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The buttery pool table – balls on balls on balls, I’m sorry I’ll stop.
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The practice rooms in the college basements – bang that e flat while you bang.
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The dining hall after hours – nothing like making love to the scent of steamed broccoli florets and chipotle chickpea salad.
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L&B – L(ady) B(oner).
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The top of Harkness Tower – named for Charles William Harkness, brother of Yale’s largest benefactor, Edward Harkness.
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The Yale Bowl – obviously.
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In a Hammock – (extra points if the hammock is on X campus).
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Law Library – (rumor has it that Hilary and Bill Clinton first happened here).
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Yale Crew House Beer Garden – recommended by a friend.
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Good life center – good ⇒ great.
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The Trumbull Cinema – extra points if the movie is sci-fi.
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The Payne Whitney Sauna – Payne Whitney has a sauna.
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WLH – a less classic, classic.
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Underneath the rugby post – Some call it a classic, I don’t know what to call it.