Funny Lies I Have Told Myself

I'm definitely not drinking anymore tonight.

I'm not going to sleep with that guy.

I will buy clothes that aren't black.

I will not get into an argument with one of my classmates.

I will not eat fast food for a month.

I'll clean my room.

I'm going to start my diet tomorrow.

I will not watch Netflix until I am done with homework.

I'm not going to get that drunk tonight.

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