1. WOW, THERE IS SO MUCH SPARKLE THIS IS SO GREAT!
2. Holy guacamole, that Fantasy Bra costs more than my college tuition.
I mean it’s very pretty, but really? I would have to sell my soul to own that bra.
3. How in the world do Lily Aldridge, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio ALL look like that after having kids?
They are mom goals, life goals, and basically everything goals.
4. How do any of them look like that? Can you Photoshop video? This can’t be real.
5. Well… they all hit jackpot on the gene pool.
How does one become that pretty? Luck? Really good genes?
6. They are actually flawless, and I’m just over here like:
7. I bet I could look like that too if I worked out… like a lot.
8. And stopped eating carbs.
9. Who am I kidding, I can’t stop eating carbs! Are you kidding me? Pizza = happiness.
10. I mean, have these models EVER tried pizza?!
Or pasta, Mexican food, or anything else that makes life worth living?
11. That’s okay, I don’t need to look like them! I’m still awesome.