Valentine’s Day is here, as well as President’s Day weekend, so now is the time to make a move on the person of your dreams. Since we have Colonial Williamsburg next door to remind us of early American history, why not try out some pickup lines inspired by our founding fathers and first five presidents?
· John Hancock
o “My signature’s not the only thing that’s big.”
· Ben Franklin
o “When we touch, it’s electric.”
· Alexander Hamilton
o “You must be debt because my interest in you is growing.”
· George Washington
o “Are you the Ohio Territory? Because I’ve been surveying you all evening.”
o “You wouldn’t have to pay a tax if I gave you some sugar.”
o “I would forge your valley any day.”
· John Adams
o “You’re under arrest, because I’ve just passed the Alien and Seduction acts!”
· Thomas Jefferson
o “I would never declare independence from you, but how about you declare independence from those clothes?”
· Aaron Burr
o “I would always drop Hamiltons for you, baby.”
· James Madison
o “You have the right to assemble peacefully in my lower house.”
· James Monroe
o “Once you see my booming economy, you’ll be getting an era of good feelings.”