Why Coffee Is Better Than Boyfriends

A good boyfriend can be a great thing, but a good cup of coffee can be even better. This isn't to say we should have to choose coffee over boyfriends. But humor me: say it came down to having a boyfriend or getting your daily dose of caffeinated joy. Wouldn't you at least be tempted to choose coffee?

In the beginning, your relationship with coffee might be a little rocky. It takes some time to figure out how to brew the perfect cup. 

But once you figure it out, you will experience euphoria. It is true love. 

You can always count on coffee to be there for you in the morning. 

It will make you feel more alive.

It won't distract you; it will make you more productive. Coffee won't play games. It will leave you feeling energized, not drained. 

You will never have to choose between spending time with coffee and your friends.

And eventually, you will realize you need it in your life.

When it comes down to it, coffee never disappoints.