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If Our Resumes Were Honest

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wisconsin chapter.

If you’re like me, you’ve spent hours editing and revising your resume to make it the perfect one-page summary of your skills and experience. Of course, lying on a resume is a huge no-no, but we’ve all embellished our experiences to sound as professional as possible. Here’s what your resume would say if it was brutally honest. 

What it says:

Objective: I am seeking employment that will enable me to use my strong organizational skills, educational background, and ability to work well with others toward the success of an organization.

What you mean:

I just had to buy textbooks and now I’m poor. I don’t care if this job is answering the phones or going on coffee runs as long as I’m getting paid.    

What it says:

Education: University of Wisconsin-Madison, 3.4 GPA, involved in 14 clubs

What you mean:

I go to club meetings for the free pizza. I have no idea what I want to major in and my GPA may or may not be rounded up.

What it says:

Skills: Social media marketing

What you mean:

I spend more time than I’m willing to admit on Instagram. I know exactly which filters complement my coloring and which ones wash me out. My friends come to me for caption ideas, and I can always think of something super punny.

What it says:

Work Experience: Nanny at the Smith household. Responsibilities included engaging children in playtime, preparing meals, and providing homework help.

What you mean:

I got paid to eat macaroni and cheese and play hide and go seek all summer. Best. Job. Ever.

Entry-level experience can sometimes feel unimpressive, but there’s nothing some creative wording can’t fix.  A resume is an employer’s first impression of you and your ticket to getting an interview, so make sure yours is updated and accurate, but never too honest.   

Kristin is a student at the University of Wisconsin pursuing a degree in Marketing and Operations and Technology Management. Her favorite things in the whole world are vanilla lattes, John Mayer's voice, and her beagle mix, Olive. When she's not slaving over an accounting textbook, Kristin enjoys catching up on fashion and beauty trends, practicing yoga, and cheering on the Badgers.
Madison is a senior at the University of Wisconsin pursuing a major in English Literature with minors in Entrepreneurship and Digital Media Studies. Post college, Madison plans to complete her dreams of being the next Anna Wintour. In her free time, Madison enjoys listening to Eric Hutchinson, eating dark chocolate, and FaceTiming her puppies back home. When she isn't online shopping, or watching YouTube bloggers (ie Fleur DeForce), Madison loves exploring the vast UW Campus and all it has to offer! She is very excited to take this next step in her collegiette career as Campus Correspondent and Editor-in-Chief for HC Wisco. On Wisconsin!