This man means business!
Cutie: Jake Kiser
Hometown: Germantown, WI
Year: Freshman
Major: MHR and Marketing
School Involvement: Alpha Kappa Psi (Pledging Spring Semester), Society of Management and Performance Excellence, Intramural Baskeball (team name: Sheboygan), Sellery Hall Floor Representative
What are your hobbies?
Running, camping, outdoorsy stuff, and playing the drums
Books or movies? Movies
What is your favorite kind of music?
All kinds preferably chill stuff. All depends on my mood.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Yes
If you could choose one superpower, what would it be? Why?
Teleportation, because I want to travel the world. It would also be really convenient for getting places on time, because I’m usually late.
What food item can always be found in your fridge?
Juice. I love juice.
Describe yourself in one word. Spontaneous
What is your go-to date first date?
Always get dinner at a nice restaurant. Then, go to a concert. Get ice cream after that, and then just chill.
What about girls is most annoying to you?
When they aren’t real. It’s bullshit.
Favorite kind of food: I love pasta, all kinds of pasta.
Biggest pet peeve: When people are hard to read, and arrogance.
What turns you on?
Confidence, humor, and a beautiful face.
What do you imagine your life will be like 10 years from now?
Retire as soon as possible then travel.
Favorite sport: I like watching football, but I don’t mind playing mini-golf. Ultimate Frisbee and disc-golf. All the non-sports sports.
Dream job: Working in corporate for a fortune five hundred company
Boxers or briefs? Boxers, that’s not even a question.
What are the three top tasks on your bucket list?
Travel, skydive, and go backpacking in Brazil, yeah.
If you were stranded on an island, what are three things you would bring?
A flare-gun, a means to boil water, and a gun.
What is your favorite scent on a girl?
Fruity is nice, but I like the kinds of scents that I can’t figure out, and then it makes me more interested.
What do you look for in a girl?
I look for someone who is conscious of those around them, funny, equally spontaneous, but ultimately someone who is real and doesn’t play games.