We’ve all being there—that moment when you realize; damn, it’s going to be a kickass night. You know it to be true when….
You successfully get off the Hot Mess Express from last night….
….despite the fact you’ll probably board that train again later
You have a list of parties to go to and the necessary connections to get you in
Backups on backups on backups
Your bra and undies match
Ahem, Victoria’s not the only one with a secret
Your hookup’s text game is strong
YAS BAE
There’s an athlete at the party you’re at
Yes David?
Your song comes on
BETTER BELIEVE YOU’RE SHAKING IT OFF
Your brain encourages you to dance on elevated surfaces and your legs obey
Regardless of the surface
You make a best friend in the bathroom
MY BFF JILL
The dress you’re wearing pays for itself in free drinks
All 3 Grey Goose shots and 2 whiskey and Cokes worth
The dance moves your roommates usually encourage you to put away feel somehow on point tonight
Like above and Beyonce kind of dancing
You conclude the night with a gentlemen suitor buying you Chipotle
It’s science—you buy me Chipotle, you get Chipot-laid