If you say that you don’t head to the bathroom with all of your gals, you’re lying.
It’s no secret that girls have been keeping each other company in the restroom since the beginning of time, and even though some dudes may make fun of it and question it, they really just don’t get how fun it is.
We don’t tag along just to wait for each other to tinkle—there is WAY more that goes on behind that door.
And for those of you who have never experienced this awesome potty party and have no clue what I’m talking about, here’s a little peek inside about what really happens in the ladies room.
1. Can you turn on the water? I don’t want anyone to hear me pee…
2. Can you smell me? Do I smell bad?
3. Ew, did you see that girl’s outfit?
4. I need gum. Do you have gum? My breath smells like a homeless person. I need gum.
5. Can you see my underwear lines?
6. You look so good! What the heck why do you look so good?
7. My food baby is real right now. I’m going on a juice cleanse tomorrow.
8. OMG look at what she just tweeted!
9. Ugh, my hair tie just broke.
10. My hair looks like a toilet brush right now.
11. Can you pass me some toilet paper underneath the stall?
12. *Sticks foot under stall divider into friend’s stall* Hey!! Is that you?!
13. He won’t stop texting me.
14. I’m SO ready to change into PJ’s and order a pizza right now.
15. *Becomes best friends with random girl in the bathroom*
16. Should we invite her?
17. Get in my mirror selfie!
18. Wait let me take the photo on Snapchat now!
19. Can you make sure I don’t text him tonight?
20. Does anyone have a tampon?
21. WOW I love your outfit! Where did you get your shoes?
22. Did I put too much makeup on?
23. *Gives friend pep talk*
24. *Gives self pep talk*
25. We should make a game plan.
26. Which guy do you want? The one that’s taller or the one who has a beard?
27. We haven’t taken a photo yet! I want to Instagram something tonight!
28. Doesn’t it look like my boobs got bigger!?
29. Is my dress too short?
30. Do you think he’ll ask for my number?
31. Let’s tell people we’re sisters!
32. *Pushes boobs up*
33. Ew, why didn’t you tell me there was food in my teeth!?
34. Which filter should I use?
35. Aw don’t cry!
36. How does my makeup look now?
37. Is there anything on my butt?
38. Sorry that I’ve been sassy, I’m on my period.
39. *Gossips*
40. NOOOO! I’m getting a pimple!!!
41. *Gossips more*
42. *Gossips again*
43. I’ve had the worst wedgie all night.
44. Did you see my Instagram? Go like my Instagram!!
45. Do you wanna go to Waffle House after this?
46. Do these pants make my butt look good?
47. It’s a video not a picture….
48. Are my pores really this big?!!?
49. I should have done my eyebrows before this.
50. Did you see who she was dancing with??
51. Can you see my roots?
52. There isn’t any toilet paper!!!
53. This lighting is awesome in here!
54. Are my sweat stains noticeable?
55. Wait—did you even have to pee?