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8 Reasons Why Donald Trump is Actually a Teenage Girl

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Winthrop chapter.

Donald Trump is the leading Republican nominee, and as we all know, is a bit over the top. He reminds a lot of us as how we were when we were teenagers just based on the way he looks, the way he talks, and the way he uses social media.

Here are 8 reasons and 8 valid proofs of why Donald Trump is secretly a teenage girl! 

1. Everyone is obsessed with his hair! 

But no one’s more obsessed with it than he is…

2. He loves self tanner!

Fake and bake much?

3. He’s Team Edward!

Like what?! If anything he should at least be Team Jacob…

4. When he said Obama wasn’t from the USA…

He legit has the political knowledge of a teenager.

5. The way he talks about immigration…

What an ignoramus. 

6. He loves a good choreographed dance routine!

He would definitely make his daughters do this for their talent shows.

7. He gossips about other people’s relationships…

 

Have some manners, Trump! You gossip like a girl in a locker room!

8. He uses social media as a weapon

Always remember that once you post something on the Internet, it can never be deleted… 

Let’s all hope he doesn’t end up winning, because then that would mean a teenage girl would be running our country.

Happy voting, Collegiettes! 

Winthrop University is a small, liberal arts college in Rock Hill, SC.