Recently, I’ve noticed that if there are two things that everyone loves to hate, they are winter and Kanye West. If you think about it, both winter and Kanye have been in the news lately for their unpredictable behaviours. The winter weather has been changing every 5 minutes, and Kanye West has been going on Twitter rants, tweeting as if he only gets Wi-Fi for an hour a day (maybe he really does… being $53 million in debt and all). In honour of the recent release of The Life of Pablo, here are some typical Yeezy moments to help describe a Canadian winter.
Waking up and hoping the sun might actually shine…
But it’s just another day of clouds.
How ‘bout no.
Then you realize it’s -40 degrees out, and you can’t wear the outfit that you had planned, so you choose comfort over style.
Not being cool is the new cool.
But the next day is +10 degrees outside, so you throw on a leather jacket.
Then we randomly get hit with 3 feet of snow, but you still decide to go out.
When you’re Canadian, the snow can’t stop you from having some fun.
When you email your prof and try to convince them to cancel class…
But they don’t.
You make it through the walk to school without falling…
Only to fall in the middle of campus.
Because only Kanye can make it through winter without falling on his face.
It’s in this moment that you decide you can’t even with this weather, and you’re moving somewhere it never snows.
There you have it collegiettes; it’s pretty obvious that winter and Kanye West aren’t disappearing anytime soon. Maybe we should all learn to love them both, the same way that Kanye loves himself.