5. Paris Hilton
She’s totally relatable:
She also has a dog mansion, which is shockingly common in America.
4. Kristen Wiig
Kristen would go down as the most animated president ever. Imagine how fun the debates would be if Kristen showed up as a different character at each one.
Her as a Target cashier:
Her as Barbie:
Foreign policy would be more fun with her as Bjork:
And dealing with controversy is better as Paula Deen:
3. Kris Jenner
Mostly because running against her son-in-law would guarantee amazing ratings for Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Kris has done wonders for her family, imagine what she could do for America!
She’ll be a hit with the younger crowd:
2. Dr. Oz
Dr. Oz is a natural politician, the way he makes stuff up on his show every day. From selling us miracle weight loss pills to anti-aging creams, imagine how convincing he’d be as a politician!
I can’t wait to try some Garcinia Cambogia!
Ugh, what a relief.
If he can convince us miracle bean will blast our fat and make us look 100 years younger, he’ll go down as one of America’s most convincing politicians.
This bitch is everywhere and she’s on everything. She’s on your blankets, your bag packs, and even on airplanes. Imagine what the White House would look like if she took over.
President Elsa’s preferred mode of transportation.
The Frozen House.
The revamped oval office, equipped with every ‘Frozen’ product for maximum productivity.