Local Student Totally Secure In Her Ability To Navigate College

Local freshman student, Sasha Taylor, has been reported to have everything in her college life completely under control. "Like, I have 8ams everyday, and waking up for them is a little hard right now, but I'm sure I'll get used to it in a few days. I mean, I did have 8ams every day in high school; it shouldn't be that different."

Sources close to Taylor say that she is enrolled in five courses, while working a part-time job at the bookstore, and has been expressing interest in a number of clubs to join.

When asked about her plans for the future, Taylor proudly exclaimed, "I'm undeclared right now, but I think it's so cool that I'll be working at my dream job in just four years."

At press time, Taylor's roommate revealed that she already dropped one of her courses, and mailed dirty laundry back home to get cleaned.

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